A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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