Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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