Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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