i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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