Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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