they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
where does the pee come out of this thing
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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