is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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