Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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