absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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