I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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