there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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