Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
my sisters under your porch take her home
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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