i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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