I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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