that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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