So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Randomize
