You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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