just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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