It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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