I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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