Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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