No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
My vagina is officially offended.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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