My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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