I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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