Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
you will always have a special place in my vag
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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