Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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