i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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