why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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