I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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