new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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