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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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