Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
