Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Why is your signature on my underwear?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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