I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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