How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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