yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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