yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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