I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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