My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I will pee on everything he values.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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