I showed him my bush... on skype.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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