i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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