quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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