I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
