I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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