You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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