i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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