You work out of a Hotel?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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