how hairy? two words: wookie tits
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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