I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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