More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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