He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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